Okay, so I haven't written a blog in ages. By now the majority of you have probably grown beards, and that's just the women. Calm down, I'm kidding, but it has been a good week or so.
I guess nothing interesting has really happened. I've spent most of this time attempting to fix my dad's new computer, which is a complete machine of a computer (quite literally) but seems to have been built quite badly by Mr. Dell. On the day it arrived it kept bleeping at my boyfriend, who was trying to set it up, so much he was forced to phone the Dell helpline and speak to an overly friendly mannie called "Michael" who ordered him to operate on the computer and removed the RAM (I didn't know they put sheep in computers these days). Anyways, I stuck to the pansy softcore computer jobs such as recreating templates and changing desktop pictures, ohh yes.
Apart from removing sheep from computers and so forth I do actually have a bit of a life (yes I know, it's hard to beleive). A couple of nights ago a small yet charecteristically big group of chums and myself decided to camp in one of the fields near-ish my house. The night itself was all fine and dandy involving a barbeque, a random walk to an abandoned house and lying outside at 2am looking at the stars and singing disney songs (yes, we're cool). However, the morning after wasn't so fabulous. We were woken after 3 hours of trying to sleep but a woman in overalls handing us an umbrella (my mother) as it raining enough to drown Noah himself outside. Ahh bonnie Scotland had made a comeback. By 10 o'clock, everyone bar my boyfriend, Stuart, and I had trampled off to drier places (home) so poor little me, and Stuart, I guess (:p) were left to dismount 2 tents and clear up a LOT of rubbish, 2 barbeques and a lot of dodgey looking half eaten food in the torrential rain. I ask you, my children, where is the justice?!
Anyway, my lovelys, the moral to the story is...
*long pause*
plug in your computer sheep and have an ark on stand-by next time you go camping in Scotland.
God bless all who sail in you (or something)
Madame Melody xxx
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Haha. I like your jokes.
Anyhoo, I tried to reply to your youtube comment but failed three times! I know, what are the chances. My blogs still here. Just click my picture/name tag above my comment here and my profile will come up. It'll be under the link 'The Adventure of JoJo'. xxx
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